what the heq @bibliophileq I work with a guy from Mexico who doesn't speak a lot of English. A Canadian goose made a nest by one of the paddock gates and hissed at him while he was putting horses out. He comes back to us after and says, "I do not like the cobra chicken."
This is my 10th time watching this. Sir, you know why I'm pulling you over? No sir. You were going 60 in a 20 mile per hour zone. 60 in a 20? So I need you to come 80? Get out of the car now! Get out of the car! 60 in 80, right? Get out of the car! Hurry up, get out of the car! Sir, are you armed? Am I armed? Are you armed? Yes, I am. How many? Two
My Chinese neighbour said he's just opened a crows shop. Speaking slowly, I said, "You mean a 'clothes' shop?" He says, "No, a crows shop, come in and have a rook."
No habla Ingles. TOTAL REMIGRATION IMMEDIATELY. Are you the registered owner of the vehicle? Yeah. Do you have a driver's license with you? You got the vehicle in park, right? You realize the speed limit here is only 55, right? 55? 55. And here is 50 or 55? How much is here? 55. 55. And I'm coming? You're doing 64. 64? You also have your high beams
Do you live here in the Roosevelt? Yeah. We've heard in the news... We want to... *flashes gang signs* Oh, wow, look, look. I don't know if you saw the news, but it said there is a 15 year old boy. His name is 'The Devil of 42nd Street'. Have you heard about him? Yes or no? Can you answer a few questions? We want to know the truth. Sorry, bro, I do
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